Alfie: Hello! Welcome to Wiener Hut. What can I get for you today?
Samandriel: Your body. I am an angel of the Lord and I need to use it to save the Word of God from being auctioned off to the King of Hell but first I need your consent. Please, say yes to being my vessel. It'll only be temporary.
Alfie: .......
Samandriel: Hello?
Alfie: ...Uh, sir, have you been drinking? We just sell hot dogs here, hence the name "Wiener Hut". And, until 5 o' clock my body belongs to them.
Samandriel: Oh. I can wait thirty minutes.
Alfie: Riiight. Can I get you a chilly dog while you wait?
Samandriel: No, thanks. Angels of the Lord don't require food. I'll just sit here quietly.
Alfie: ...
Alfie: I'm so done. They don't pay me enough for this.
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